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Student Governments Are Worthless

It’s student government season at the middle school I teach at. The students bicker back and forth with each other and make promises they can’t keep, it’s cute because they are in 8th grade and are still naive enough to think they will make a difference. However, after the past week of people harassing me on campus and trying to buy my vote for UCF Student Government Association with pizza and drinks, I’ve realized nothing changes. Seriously, student governments everywhere are ineffectual, worthless organizations filled with holier-than-thou, small-minded, self-important douches. Stop acting like you’re anything more than glorified event planners and…

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M.E.

The nicest girl I ever met was more malicious than malcontent Yeah she taught me how to hold my tongue, and wait to strike till their back is turned And you slither away like the snake that you are Yeah, you slither away like the snake that you are All I ever did was fall for you But, if all I ever did was let you down Ain’t nothing stopping me now Divinity spelled correctly beneath the receding height of her late teens Was Capital M.E. (I couldn’t subscribe) Was Capital M.E. (But you can’t say I didn’t try) You say what you want (Maybe you didn’t get your way) So…

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